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Girl: We're best friend,right?
Boy:Yes,of course
Girl: So be honest with me,who do you like?
Boy: No one.I love someone.
Girl: Oh,she must be very lucky
Boy:Definitely. I've loved her,
ever since I met her
Girl:Really?Wel l,since we're best friends,
I wanna meet her.Go call her.
Boy: Oh okay.&Boy takes out his phone,
dials her number and phones her.
Girl: Wait, hold on I think I'm getting a call
*Answers the phone.
Boy: I love you♥
Boy:Yes,of course
Girl: So be honest with me,who do you like?
Boy: No one.I love someone.
Girl: Oh,she must be very lucky
Boy:Definitely. I've loved her,
ever since I met her
Girl:Really?Wel l,since we're best friends,
I wanna meet her.Go call her.
Boy: Oh okay.&Boy takes out his phone,
dials her number and phones her.
Girl: Wait, hold on I think I'm getting a call
*Answers the phone.
Boy: I love you♥
read this
CONFESSION OF A LADY:
During lunch at work last
week, I ate 3 plates of
beans (which I know I
shouldn't). When I got home, my husband
seemed excited to see me and exclaimed
delightedly;
Darling I have a surprise
for dinner tonight.
He then blindfolded me
and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a
seat and just as he was about to remove my
blindfold, the telephone
rang. He made me
promise not to touch the
blindfold until he
returned and went to answer the call.
The beans I had
consumed were still affecting me and the
pressure was becoming
unbearable, so while my
husband was out of the
room I seized the
opportunity, shifted my
weight to one leg and let
one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a
fertilizer truck running
over a skunk in front of a
garbage dump!
I took my napkin from my lap and
fanned the air around me
vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off
three more. The stink was worse than cooked
cabbage. Keeping my ears
carefully tuned to the conversation in the other
room, I went on releasing
atomic bombs like this for another few minutes.
The pleasure was
indescribable!
Eventually the telephone
farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I
quickly fanned the air a few more times with my
napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands
back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with
myself. My face must have been the picture of
innocence when my husband returned,
apologising for taking so
long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured
him I had not. At this point, heremoved the
blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests were seated around the table, with
their hands on their nose.
During lunch at work last
week, I ate 3 plates of
beans (which I know I
shouldn't). When I got home, my husband
seemed excited to see me and exclaimed
delightedly;
Darling I have a surprise
for dinner tonight.
He then blindfolded me
and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a
seat and just as he was about to remove my
blindfold, the telephone
rang. He made me
promise not to touch the
blindfold until he
returned and went to answer the call.
The beans I had
consumed were still affecting me and the
pressure was becoming
unbearable, so while my
husband was out of the
room I seized the
opportunity, shifted my
weight to one leg and let
one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a
fertilizer truck running
over a skunk in front of a
garbage dump!
I took my napkin from my lap and
fanned the air around me
vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off
three more. The stink was worse than cooked
cabbage. Keeping my ears
carefully tuned to the conversation in the other
room, I went on releasing
atomic bombs like this for another few minutes.
The pleasure was
indescribable!
Eventually the telephone
farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I
quickly fanned the air a few more times with my
napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands
back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with
myself. My face must have been the picture of
innocence when my husband returned,
apologising for taking so
long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured
him I had not. At this point, heremoved the
blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests were seated around the table, with
their hands on their nose.
Friday, 6 July 2012
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